Poké Balls sold separately.
Someone has come up with an inspired solution for keeping yourself busy when the Pokémon Go servers are down — these Pokémoan sex toys.
Geeky Sex Toys is selling the limited-edition collector set for $199.99, which comes with all four toys and a pokécase. Or you can buy them separately for $50–69 each.
There's Bulby, a Bulbasaur-inspired toy with a ~large seed tip~.
Unfortunately, it doesn't appear to come with a vine whip.
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Then there's Charmy, a flame-shaped Charmander-inspired dildo.
Use it to heat things up. GET IT???
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There's Squirty, which is inspired by Squirtle and has a large grooved turtle shell on its back.
Squirty. SQUIRTY. Do I even have to say anything?
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